The original guilty pleasure

My most profoundly guilty pleasure is not bad movies, bad books or even a fine chocolate dessert. It is the original chicken sandwich combo at Burger King.

Now, Burger King is clearly losing the franchise wars that Demolition Man predicted Taco Bell will win sometime between now and the major earthquake that will level half the country. So we have that to look forward to.

But the advantage of Burger King’s mediocre success is that there is very rarely a long line at the drive-through. So I can pull up and order my original chicken sandwich, substitute…